What is BATTLE MILFS?
BATTLE MILFS s a webcomic set in a sleepy little suburban paradise.
Everything about this cool, calm seaside town is relaxing. The air is clean, it has all the local amenities you could ever need and the people?
Well… you’d be hard pressed to find a lovelier bunch of folk in all America.
Yes indeed, life can be pretty darn sweet when you live with neighbours as kind as these.
It’s the sense of community that really makes this town so inviting.
Whether you’ve lived here your whole life or if you just moved in to town last week, it doesn’t matter. You’ll soon get a knock on your door from the local welcoming committee and in an instant you’ll feel like this place is home.
In fact nothing gets the townsfolk more excited than the thrill of welcoming a newcomer to town. There’s almost always a fight to see who gets to say hello first. the offers will be flowing thick and fast as your new neighbours invite you to take part in the many social activities the town has to offer.
The women here love nothing more than to meet up for a get together. Sometimes they’ll meet up and gossip over a cup of coffee.
Other times they’ll grab a spot of lunch at one of the many quaint local cafés.
And sometimes they’ll meet up, strip down and beat the ever-loving shit out of each other.
What? You’re surprised?
How do you think the women keep the peace around here? All of this tranquility and community needs to me well managed. If you don’t release the pressure once in a while this place would explode!
Trust me, I speak from experience… there was a time the women in this town DESPISED one another. So much bitching and bickering about one another, you couldn’t help but be two-faced…
And so, led by Mrs Price, the ladies in this lovely little town decided things needed to change. They needed a RELEASE. something to help take the emotional pot off the boil, so to speak…
And now? Now the town is blissful and serene. a veritable paradise of community spirit and togetherness.
Well…
On the SURFACE at least…
If you REALLY want to know more about what happens behind closed doors, there’s a whole lot more I could show you…
Meet the Milfs
So you want to know more about these naughty MILFS, huh?
Well of course you do, you dirty little thing…
Luckily for you we’re all VERY accomodating around here.
Just click on any of the images to learn more about the women of this sinful Suburbia.
